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Subject:Breaking Rodent news...
Time:01:52 pm
Current Mood:curiouscurious
Ultra-Sonic Squirrels!
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Subject:Where have the squirrels gone?
Time:09:36 am
Current Mood:boredbored
So I moved, the legend of devil squirrel is just that now. A legend.

My new neighborhood is scarily squirrel-less. I have seen racoons and rabbits and lots of birds, but no squirrels. It makes me pretty sad.

I even saw some ducks on the side of the road which was awesome, I love ducks. But I do miss those conniving little rodents.

Think there is anything I could do to lure them to the yard if they are in the area?
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Subject:Too Funny
Time:09:24 pm
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http://cuagain.manilasites.com/stories/storyReader$287
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Subject:Hello Hello /alternately entitled: the tale of "DEVIL SQUIRREL" TM
Time:09:04 pm
Current Mood:mischievousmischievous
I am new. I thought your community was neat. My name is April and I am an avid duck loving squirrel at heart.
So in part of my hello hello, let me tell you about the squirrel in my life..

Out in front of my house there is a tree. In this tree lives the most evil creature on earth. I fervently refer to him as "DEVIL SQUIRREL" TM. There are no other squirrels that live on my street. When I first moved here (2yrs ago) The only other squirrel I saw was a dead one. On the road. Coincidence? I think not! So he would sit on his branch above us and make this barking sound. Hrrrumph! Hrrrumph!
Recently I have seen a few squirrels try to move onto his turf. They would move all cautious and get closer and closer. Out of nowhere comes devil squirrel who chases them down and beats the living cashews out of them. I have seen devil squirrel stare down cars while making a keening noise like a crow. He eyes up children as I would eye up a steak. Sometimes when you leave your house he is digging in your garden right next to your door. Now most squirrels would run, at least look scared. Not "DEVIL SQUIRREL" TM. He stays exactly where he is and does that slow horror movie head turning that the psychos do. Thus far I have managed to appease him by placing peanuts under his tree as would an aborigine making an offering to a dark malignant deity.

I think that he may in fact be one of these ---> http://web.wt.net/~psherr/squirrel_hazing.htm
The end I guess.. for now. =P (All true stuff. The squirrel is insane. I thought maybe he had rabies or something when I moved here, but he does. He just has evil in his soul. heh)
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Subject:in case you haven't seen it.
Time:10:53 pm
http://www.discosquirrels.com/
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Time:09:42 am
Check this out. I've loved it for a couple of years, and thought some of you might enjoy it too.

http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml
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Subject:squirrelly whirlly
Time:09:11 pm
Current Mood:sicksick
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Subject:tattoo.
Time:10:55 pm
hey, if you guys are bored... can you help me find a picture of a squirrel from the simpsons, i want to get one tattoo'd on me. preferrably a picture of the happy squirrel tarot card from the episode where lisa gets married in the future, but anything will help. i searched for an hour and a half last night and couldn't find any of a simpsons squirrel.
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Subject:hi.
Time:12:13 am
i love squirrels, always have as long as i can remember. decided to join this. i hope to get a tattoo of a cartoon'y squirrel on me eventually.
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Subject:It's too quiet...
Time:10:50 am
Forgive the music, but it's a fun site!
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